A drunken farmer comes home late one night holding a sheep under his arm. He walks into the bedroom and says “This is the pig I’ve been f@#king!�...His wife says “You idiot! That’s not a pig, that’s a sheep!”The farmer says “Will you shut the f@#k up! I was talking to the sheep!”Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.One lady turns and asks, “Do you still get horny?”The other replies, “Oh sure I do.”The first old lady asks, “What do you do about it?”The second old lady. But then I realized that something was going on. Whenever I touched her, Jackie stiffened. She sounded different when she talked to me; there was less passion in her voice, more friendliness. It was as though we were settling into the middle years of our marriage after only eighteen months. That's when I knew, or at least suspected, that someone else was giving her what she needed between the sheets, what she had started to deny me.Unlike my wife, I had a fair amount of sexual experience before. More

When you enter sweetfucktube.com, you swear that you are of legal age in your area to view the adult material and that you want to display it. All porn videos and photos are owned and copyright of their respective owners. All models were 18 years of age or older at the time of depiction. sweetfucktube.com has a zero-tolerance policy against illegal pornography. sweetfucktube.com uses the "Restricted To Adults" (RTA) website label to better enable parental filtering, so parents please protect your children from adult content and block access to this site by using parental control programs.
2020 © sweetfucktube.com

2257 DMCA Support