A couple purchased a talking parrot on their honeymoon--much to the groom's annoyance, since the bird kept a running commentary on their lovemaking.Th... groom finally threw a towel over the cage and threatened to give the parrot to the zoo if it didn't shut up.The next morning, packing to return home, the newlyweds couldn't close the large suitcase."Honey," the groom said, "you get on top and I'll try." That didn't work.Figuring they needed more weight on the lid, the bride said, "Sweetheart,. "So, Beth," Kelly said, arms cross, keeping a keen eye on Brian, "tell usabout your big sister, Brianna!" Oh, Brianna?" Beth said sneeringly, gazing into the bulging, bewilderedeyes of her soon-to-be former brother, mouth gaping but silent. "Brianna'sa bad girl. A very bad girl. A bad, rebellious, brainless girl alwaysgetting into trouble, while I have to clean it up."Brian's eyes darted back and forth between Kelly and Beth as his panicrose. The heat and tingling flared up within his legs and. More

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