He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.The guy thinks for a moment and says, “I want to ...ive forever.”“Sorry,” said the genie, “I’m not allowed to grant eternal life.”“OK, then, I want to die after the Democrats balance the budget and eliminate the debt.”“You crafty little bastard,” said the genie.✧ ✧ ✧Guy goes into a bar, there’s a robot bartender. The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini.” The robot brings back. ”“How would they subdue a planets population?”“By giving them something that would alter their perceptions, so they wouldn’t resist and would readily comply with any directives.”“What about the people in the area?”“From their standpoint, humans are just another protein source. We don’t understand how their pacifying scheme works, but apparently it does as their records indicated that they had harvested several planets. We should note that this part of the universe is not where they usually. More

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