’ --Ethan, 7 years old‘I give Dad’s beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.’ --Shirley, 7 years oldAND THE BEST RESPONSE‘My Mum drinks beer an... she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn’t make any sense.’ --Jack, 7 yearsAn old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morningtil night she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief. 'I thought you were staying home to mend fences?' I asked her.'They didn't need all weekend to mend. The girls only wanted to make sure I hadn't lost my mind. I managed to convince them I'm still the same person, just that there's a little more to the story than they might normally expect.''So how'd it go? Are they convinced?''Yeah, and I hate to say it, but thanks for reaching out to them. I would never have done it myself. We're all thankful you made the effort for me.''Ha, tell them they owe. More

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