That was the end of checking them after I threatened to have him arrested. It was assumed to be random mad money anyway. We still thought nothing of t...at one bill in an album, until we sold that first LP. Then I started checking. I remember he said in his consolation and apology call to me, “Enjoy the record collection.” I almost gave them all away to spite him.”“Your secret is safe with me.” I said as we pulled into my driveway.“Even if you told someone, they would never find it now. I’m told. Paddy was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin.The doctor said “Well, you need three things from a do it yourself shop. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint, and a shovel.”“And what do I do with these, doc?”The doctor replied “Before the wedding night, you paint one of your testicles red and the other one blue. That night if she says ‘That’s the strangest pair of balls I ever saw’ you hit her with the shovel.”Steve went to the urologist. More

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