I was the only one who could get the tent back in the bag... An elderly man and woman meet in a bar and get to talking. They are enjoying their conver...ation so much that, when the bar closes, they decide to continue at the woman’s apartment.After a time, things start getting pretty romantic and they wind up in bed. Afterward, they’re both laying there, staring at the ceiling.The old man is thinking, “Gosh, if I had known she was a virgin, I would have been more careful with her.”The old lady is. “I don’t appreciate your tone of voice,” Patricia shot back.“This is my home; I’ll speak in whatever tone of voice I damn well please! Now, tell me what the fuck is going on here!” she shouted. “One second, I’m gettin’ a headache from them two kids yellin’ at each other, then my son screams and falls to the ground with burns all over his body!”Deciding not to mince words, Patricia said, “Your daughter is a sorcerer.”“Say what? The hell are you smoking?”“You heard me right,” Patricia replied.. More

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