A couple purchased a talking parrot on their honeymoon--much to the groom's annoyance, since the bird kept a running commentary on their lovemaking.Th... groom finally threw a towel over the cage and threatened to give the parrot to the zoo if it didn't shut up.The next morning, packing to return home, the newlyweds couldn't close the large suitcase."Honey," the groom said, "you get on top and I'll try." That didn't work.Figuring they needed more weight on the lid, the bride said, "Sweetheart,. I was there before Him again, my heart thumping with anticipation. When He arrived, He looked at me, said hello but didn’t kiss me. We went inside the bar and we sat on opposite sides of the counter and talked. He asked about me, my life, everything to do with me. Eventually He asked me how I felt lying on the floor the previous day. Something deep inside me, almost instinctive, made me tell him that it overwhelmed me but that I felt “in my proper place” lying there.I could not lie to Him so I. More

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