"A young man and a priest are playing together. At a short par-3 the priest asks, "What are you going to use on this hole, my son?"The young man says,..."An 8-iron, father. How about you?"The priest says, "I'm going to hit a soft seven and pray."The young man hits his 8-iron and puts the ball on the green.The priest tops his 7-iron and dribbles the ball out a few yards.The young man says, "I don't know about you, father, but in my church, when we pray, we keep our head down."Police are called to. Vivarin! What will they think of next. A couple of those and that espresso machine can kiss my ass.4:45 AM -- Started coding. These hidden functions are tough. I don’t know how they expect me to stop someone’s modem lights from blinking while we upload their life’s history during registration. Hmm ... maybe a BIOS call to the serial driver.5:01 AM -- Time for breakfast. Damned microwave. Even on defrost it still makes the cream squirt right out of the Twinkies. Well, at least old Gordon’s not. More

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