9 If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling atthe front door, who do you let in first?The dog, of course. He'll shut up once yo... let him in.10 Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%...It's called a Wedding Cake.11 Why do men die before their wives?Because they want to.Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women who don't own a gun.These glorious insults are from an era before the English language. Sometimes it was funny as he often mistook Linda for his deceased wife Betty or some old girlfriend. I would giggle when he would do this and grab Linda's ass, or her boobs or make some lewd suggestion. Today was one of those days. He thought Linda was Betty. When Linda reminded him today was his birthday he smiled big and asked, "When do I get my usual birthday suck, Betty?" Linda blushed as red as can be, and I stepped forward and said, "Now, seems like a great time, Bill." Linda looked at me. More

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