Q: What’s long hard and full of seamen?A: A submarineQ: What’s long, Hard and Erects stuff?A: A Crane!Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple tha... had a retarded baby?A: They named him Sum Ting Wong.Q: What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control?A: A trip without the kids!Q: What’s the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A: A white owl says, “hoot, hoot” a black owl says, “who dat, who dat”Q: Why do men have 2 heads and women 4 lips?A: Cause men do all the thinking and women. They want to be friends with benefits.”Kandy shrieked, “Alright, while that’s tomorrow, what time do we leave?”John laughed, “Honey, don’t you think I ought to email him back first and say we can come up? By the way, I can do that while you pack an overnight back, and don’t forget the toys and swimsuits.”She hurried to the bedroom, forgetting why she wanted John in the first place. All Kandy could think of, was how hot the sex would be. After all she loved being the center of attention between. More

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